Most people find having a shower after a long, stressful day is relaxing. With nothing on their minds (since having a shower is a routine which muscle memory can accomplish mostly on its own) it isn't surprising that ideas come rushing into the mind, seemingly from out of nowhere. Many of these thoughts are silly or inconsequential, but every now-and-then, a truly remarkable one pops up out of the blue. Shower thoughts can make you laugh, even make you think twice, but where they truly come into their own is when they spark of light of inspiration in you.
So ask yourself, what inspiration are you going to find on this page?
Funny shower thoughts
Students who try hard in high school grow up wishing they'd had fun, but students who only had fun in high school grow up wishing they'd worked harder. Face it, you can't win.
Crazy shower thoughts
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
People who don't swear technically give zero "fucks"!
Why don't modern phones have a scroll lock so you can show your friend a photo, but they can't scroll to other pictures?
Mind-blowing shower thoughts
When your eyes are closed, you're not seeing nothing, you're seeing the back of your eyelids. (Fun, innit?)
You will ALWAYS this read wrong.
If teachers get paid the same as babysitters each day for each child in their care, they'd earn £9 * 30 kids * 8 hours = £2,160/day.
A pen is just a pencil for those who shouldn't make mistakes – aka, grown-ups.